Message in a Bottle...

I have MSN messenger. I don’t use it much, as opposed to The Kid who uses it constantly, but it keeps me in touch with Stace in Hawaii and ~A~ although she only lives 9 miles from me.

So when I was “invited” to add a user with the name of Cherrywigasa I did. I visit ARGHINK a lot and am a member (although a lurking one) of the Cherry Forums, which are people who are fans of author Jennifer Crusie. Cherry Forum members have Cherry names (except for me, I just don’t have enough energy to think up a “Cherry” name, and when you add it to all the other aliases I have it’s just too confusing for such a simple mind. Ya know?) So I thought maybe this is a cherry forum member who has hunted me down and decided to add me to their MSN Messenger. Yeah, it’s a little weird and stalker-ish, but I was bored and had enough free time that day to be able to kill some of it talking to a stranger.

Little did I know…

This was our conversation:

cherrywigasa@******.com says:
Hi, hey what’s up babe, U got a webcam? Finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol.

Slave Driver says:
It must be something they’ve put in the water. Hey, you know I'm a chick right? So I don’t need to pay for pictures of chick ass, I can get that in the mirror, as long as it’s a doublewide.

cherrywigasa@******.com says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE

Slave Driver says:
That’s great, I'm not gay. And, I don’t know about you, but I usually use my eyes to watch, so I am familiar with how they work. How’s about you go get a real job? I understand Wal-mart is always looking for people who are upright and breathing.

cherrywigasa@******.com says:
Hey, A/S/L?

Slave Driver says:
American Sign Language? Yes I know some, but don’t you need a webcam to sign back and forth?

cherrywigasa@******.com says:
Listen hun, I\'m just about to start my webcam show with Jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I\'ll get naked if u do..lol!

Slave Driver says:
Yeah, thanks for the offer but once again, I'm a chick and I'm not gay, and I’m not your “Hun”. So have fun finding some loser guy to watch your webshow. Your folks must be so proud. I bet they drive around with your URL on a bumper sticker “Watch our daughters webshow! - Finest T&A in **** County!” Besides, no one want to see me naked unless they have been bad and need punishment, or are aficionados of cellulite.

cherrywigasa@******.com says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT... Once you are inside, just click on \"Webcams\" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it\'s you babe! http://janeh.love*****girls.com fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

Slave Driver says:
Oh sure, how about you send me your address and I'll just forward you my credit cards, bank account number, SS# and anything else you want cuz I'm an idiot. Blank check, anyone?

cherrywigasa@******.com says:
Please don’t mention anything about that in the chat room once u get in ok?

Slave Driver says:
But... what if I have a super fun time big mouth and love to talk to everyone about everything and can't help myself? And what if...I feel that I will just EXPLODE if I can't tell everyone that your sell video of yourself to anyone who's dip shit enough to pay for it and your parents don't love you and you were probably purchased at a flea market when you were a baby because you were an UGLY child?

cherrywigasa@******.com says:OH SHIT.. k I\'m late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I\'ll see ya inside my chatroom babe… remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so I know it\'s you…

Slave Driver says:
But...I thought we were having a deep and thought provoking dialogue here. I believed we were baring our SOULS to one another, and now I find that you only wanted me for my, gasp, credit card number? Have you no shame? Have you no decency? Have you no...Oh, wait, never mind. You don’t.

cherrywigasa@******.com says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://janeh.love*****girls.com

Gosh, and just when I thought I’d made a new friend.